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DATING APPS – THE USED CAR LOT OF LOVE (NOW WITH MORE MILEAGE AND LESS HOPE)
WELCOME TO THE DIGITAL AUTO MALL OF DESPAIR Welcome to modern romance, where love is no longer found in smoky bars or awkward setups from your aunt. It’s parked on a virtual lot next to a thousand other vehicles, all shouting: “Low mileage! Great paint job! Serious inquiries only!”
By The Pompous Postabout 6 hours ago in Humor
Why My Underwear Is on Your Radiator: A Sincere Apology
Please accept my sincerest apology for my underwear on your radiator, I know we’ve never met. But when the door was opened at seven in the evening, you were occupied with your friend, the trash, and the dog. It was the only thing I could leave behind before our unprecedented introduction could occur.
By Caitlin Charltonabout 11 hours ago in Humor
I Tried to Fix My Life… So I Took a Nap Instead
It all started with a plan. A simple, realistic, completely achievable plan. I was going to fix my life. ⸻ I had written it down the night before. Not in a dramatic, life-changing journal—but on a random piece of paper I found near my desk.
By Mariana Farias2 days ago in Humor
My favourite characters on The Simpsons
Moe Syzlak the bartender and underdog on the Simpsons is one of my favourite characters on the series. Everyone has an inner Moe Syzlak in themselves and i know that i do too and i have always seen a part of myself in this character who is voiced by Hank Azaria. Moe's backstory is a very interesting one at that from following the series I learned that he was a actor in a fictional little rascal type show and then his career as an actor when according to Moe an alfalfa type had stolen his shtick of looking into a exhaust pipe and getting soot on his face so Moe in the show had killed the actor. Moe and his tavern contribute alot to the Simpsons show since many of the adults and people of the town of Springfield like to hang out at his bar and drink and i know that it is a long way to go just to say that a majority of the shows stories are set there. Before Moe became a bartender he was also an amateur boxer and his family as it was revealed in one episode that his family were the owners of a successful mattress franchise. The patriarch of the shows namesake the Simpsons that being well known to be Homer is always at Moe's, no matter what happens at some point in the show Homer always says if the episode calls for it "I'll be at Moe's".
By Revista Miko:XCI 2 days ago in Humor
Survival of the Wittiest: Was Human Language Driven by Humour?
According to a daring new study that was published in PNAS Nexus, human language evolution was motivated by wit rather than just the necessity to survive. Ljiljana Progovac, a linguist at Wayne State University, suggests that sexual selection actively favoured quick-wittedness, or the capacity to connect words in smart, humorous ways. It's possible that our predecessors joked their way into sophisticated language.
By Francis Dami2 days ago in Humor
The Housing Market is on Fire... Literally. Rent Comes with Free Marshmallows Now.
Welcome, You Brave Homeless Souls Congratulations, reader. If you’re viewing this newsletter, it means you can still afford Wi-Fi… Cherish that… Because according to Zillow, the average rent for a one-bedroom apartment is now an arm and a leg, one functioning kidney, a vial of dragon’s blood, and three Funko Pops from 2018.
By The Pompous Post3 days ago in Humor
Airflow Management Under Duress
Subject: A Small Apology Regarding My Travel Experience Dear Ms. Hart: I want to start with a sincere apology. I understand that feedback after an event should be constructive, gracious, and ideally brief. What comes next might challenge at least two of those expectations.
By Anthony Chan3 days ago in Humor
Sorry About The Goldfish
I’d like to begin with a simple apology... I’m sorry about the goldfish. I know it was your daughter’s favorite. And I understand that, from your perspective, there was no reason for it to be anywhere near the office microwave. In my defense, I didn’t think it would fit, which is why I only tried it for a second!
By Kaliyah Myers5 days ago in Humor
